So, #2 on the list of Things You Don't Want to Happen When Wet, Naked, and Blind in the Shower:

Giant spider attack.

Sob.

EDIT...

#1 is obviously being stabbed to death by Norman Bates.

I screamed like a little girl when I saw the mouse run across the room. T___T!! I was completely startled. I had the lights on and food cooking, and plopped on the recliner to watch Good Eats. The little bastard shot out from under the recliner, RIGHT BETWEEN MY FEET, hit the wall, disappeared behind the TV, then ran down baseboard to dart under ( Read more... )

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